My Roommate is So Thoughtful!

My roomie chose 'Coffey' as her English name. How cool is that?! Anyways, she left last Thursday, super early in the morning. She put a note on my dresser that said her friend was seriously ill, and she was going back to China until Sunday. Poor thing. So, I get back today and she's all excited. She tells me that she got me a present. She goes to her closet and pulls something down from the top shelf. She says, "I think you'll really like it. Directions in English too." So, I look at it, and it's a duck in a bag. Now, I'm thinking "What the hell do I do with a duck?!" All the while, I try to look as excited as she obviously is about the whole thing. So, now I have a duck in a bag on my desk.

UPDATED WITH PICTURES (5/14)

I think it went past the expiration date, because the gases in the bag were quite potent.